1. inspector-carson:

    nowyoukno:

    lonewolfpawprints:

    coelasquid:

    nowyoukno:

    (Sources: 1, 2, 3) Follow Nowyoukno for more.

    I always thought the “but satisfaction brought him back” part was a joke from the Munsters.

    Here’s another one: “Jack of all trades, master of none,” is just one half of the saying. The other half reads “but better than a master of one.”

    Okay one more: “Ignorance is bliss” is also only half of the saying. It’s “When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.”

    "Great minds think alike… but fools seldom differ."

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  2. calm-your-cloaca:

    babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

    yersinia—pestis:

    merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

    No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

    that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.

    IM FUCKGIN CRYING

    (Source: subgirlygirl, via scottyblake91)

     
  3. its-tuesday-again:

    THE TRUTH IS OUT

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  4. whoviankitty10101:

    Lessons to learn from the Doctor-

    • Patience is for whimps
    • Stetsons are cool
    • Fezzes are cool
    • Bananas are good
    • Always take a banana to a party
    • Bunk Beds are cool
    • Bowties are cool
    • Don’t be a monk
    • Monks are NOT cool

    Overall, remember to

    :3

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  5. savvymavvy:

    methlabrador:

    when people say “i dont believe in science”

    what are you even talking about

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    (Source: isntthatwizard, via jadziwine)

     
  6. plusmodelmagazine:

    Our cover model Fluvia Lacerda *official*  opens up about her modeling career, her view on the term “plus-size” and life after giving birth to her second child. CLICK HERE http://bit.ly/1Cd5XKj

     

  7. unpresentable:

    unpresentable:

    Who else in here forget whatever you need to do when you’re on Tumblr

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  8. "In order to rise
    From its own ashes
    A phoenix
    First
    Must
    Burn."
    — Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Talents (via observando)

    (via nerd4music)

     

  9. girlwithdimplesx:

    spoopytodd:

    spoopytodd:

    ok but think abt the aquaman movie tho think abt seeing this for 2 hours:

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    no really guys 2 hours of this:

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  10. whiteboysdatingblackgirls:

    blackgirlwhiteboylove:

    Saw this today in the boys’ department of Palais Royal. - http://cutenerdyethnicfangirl.tumblr.com/

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